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I was talking to ‘King Tito’ today. Usually we talk about whatever conspiracy he’s convinced himself is true, for example that the Tiananmen massacre was actually a CIA plot to bring down communism in China.
Today we were brought back to a very old topic of conversation, the fact that King Tito has always wanted to freeze himself. When asked why he replies by saying ‘to experience future technology’.
The extent to which he wants to achieve this is greater than I originally speculated. I thought it was merely a joke, however King Tito has already looked into the costs and setbacks.
“IS the T55 tank still useful?” he asks me
To be honest, I have no fucking clue.
“But of course, they destroyed many of Iraq’s T72s, which are more advanced than the T55s”
“It’s a good thing the Russians came out with a T50 Fighter prototype… don’t quote me.”
This is the website of the company that will freeze King Tito:
“It’s $150,000 to freeze yourself, or $30,000 to freeze just your head.”
“Why wouldn’t you want to freeze yourself?”
